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HorrorShow EP

by Cool Chair

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1.
BrainDead 03:59
 Intro V1 An evil rat monkey’s bite A Wound Festering Inside It’s virus will cause you to lose your head. Face melting off, not alive, but not dead.  Hide the evidence at home Mouths begin to foam Beginning to hunger, they’re wanting to feed Lock them up quick before they spread the disease C These Undead houseguests behind the cellar door Dripping all their blood and puss all over the floors Converting into zombies, everyone I know.  These undead drop- ins are gonna have to go. Spreading like the plague, they keep creating more.  Assortment of blades to cut down this horde.  Slipping and sliding on gallons of blood.  Bury these nightmares in 6 feet of mud.  V2 Dark forces are at work.  In the shadows they lurk.  Marked with black mark, fills me with dread Sign of star and moon given me to protect.  Starting to decay They continue to sway  Black magic ritual is how this began.  I’ll rid the world of these ghouls if ever I can.  C These Undead houseguests behind the cellar door Dripping all their blood and puss all over the floors Converting into zombies, everyone I know.  These undead drop- ins are gonna have to go. Spreading like the plague, they keep creating more.  Assortment of blades to cut down this horde.  Slipping and sliding on gallons of blood.  Bury these nightmares in 6 feet of mud.    Bridge Zingaya! You’ve got the bite. These Undead houseguests behind the cellar door Dripping all their blood and puss all over the floors Converting into zombies, everyone I know.  These undead drop- ins are gonna have to go. Spreading like the plague, they keep creating more.  Assortment of blades to cut down this horde.  Slipping and sliding on gallons of blood.  Bury these nightmares in 6 feet of mud. 
2.
Verse 1 (3 Bars) A weekend away with my dearest friends We didn’t know this was how it would end An eerie cabin in the Tennessee Hills We summoned the dead and got more than just chills Pause The demons appeared, they sang- Chorus (4 Bars) Why have you disturbed our sleep, awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die. Like the others before you. We will take you one by one. Interlude (2 Bars) What about her eyes? For God’s sake what happened to her eyes? Verse 2 (4 Bars) First they took Cheryl, she’s host to a demon (Why must she make those horrible sounds?) Shelley’s severed hand is wielding a dagger (She’s dead, we have to bury her now.) Then they took Linda, girl of my dreams. (Please Ash, don’t let them take me away again.) Scotty is bleeding out on the couch. (There’s no tomorrow, you gotta find a way out.) Bridge Build (2 Bars) We’re gonna get you We’re gonna get you Not another peep Time to go to sleep Breakdown (4 Bars) Come on, Come on, get it over with. Why are you torturing me like this? I cast the book into the flame. Spirits return from whence you came.
3.
LunkHead 03:36
C1 Always In, Never Good, I thought this time my luck had changed.   Meteor- Pulsating, oozing, liquid seed asphyxiating what’s left of me.    Break 1  I’m Growing. A Human Weed.  C2 Always In, Never Good, my bad luck brought me something not of this world.  I’ve started turning green- something  growing on me. Consuming me  from the outside in.  Break 2 I’m Growing. A Human Weed. Please, just this once, let my luck be in.  Interlude Pre Breakdown Breakdown My skin started sprouting. Growing, budding.     Botanical cocoon. Forming. Encasing.  Don’t get in that tub, boy. Signing your death warrant.   I’m already a goner, soak in, proliferate.   Pre Verse “Verse” It came from the unknown- that glowing, incandescent stone.  That’s the ticket for a better life, they’d pay top dollar for a meteorite.  But now everything I touch is turning green, Turning into a plant, it’s suffocating me.   12 gauge in my hand, this is the end, Please, just this once, please let my luck be in.  C3  Always In, Never Good, I thought this time my luck had changed.   Meteor- Pulsating, oozing, liquid seed asphyxiating what little is left of me.   Outro  I’m Growing. A Human Weed. I’m Sprouting. Budding. This is the end of me.  
4.
Grizzly End 04:24
Five Eight, 155. Speeding west on his Motorbike. Living his best life, Darrell was much too young to die. He pitched a tent in the waning Light- Cascadian mountainside Scent of campfire cooking floating into the night. From the woods they came, uninvited guests To feast upon Darrel’s tender flesh So don’t you forget that savory scent on the air Is a damn good way to attract Grizzly Bears Screams rip through the hills Claws and teeth tear entrails Scattered about the forest floor, a scene of unspeakable horror Torn into pieces- it was blood guts and gore Darrel labored his last breath- Undeserving of Brutal Death All he wanted- to eat some hotdogs. Some hotdogs. From the woods they came, uninvited guests To feast upon Darrell’s tender flesh So don’t you forget that savory scent on the air Is a damn good way to attract Grizzly Bears Hunger Overpowers Fear Predatory Instincts Lead The Smell of Food So Near They sense it’s time to feed Massive Deadly Claws Strike Helpless Prey Powerful Snapping Jaws Cause Blood to Spray From the woods they came, uninvited guests To feast upon Darrell’s tender flesh So don’t you forget that savory scent on the air Is a damn good way to attract Grizzly Bears
5.
Bad Taste 04:28
V1  There’s something strange going down.  They’ve abducted this whole town.  Psychos from outer space.  Harvesting human race.  PC1 The new exotic taste is you!   C1 New taste sensation- taking galaxy by storm.  Extraterrestrial Fast Food Joint Now serving human flesh, always butchered fresh  The new exotic taste is you!   Interlude Intro Pt 2 V2 Soaking in herbs and spices You’ll be their lunch on Friday Assorted Organ Stew.  Brains soaked in lemon juice.  PC 2 The new exotic taste is you!  C2 New taste sensation- taking galaxy by storm.  Extraterrestrial Fast Food Joint Now serving human flesh, always butchered fresh  The new exotic taste is you!   Interlude Heavy Breakdown Giant mincer descend from the sky.  Human livestock- The harvest is ripe.  Sapiens burger- taste is unmatched.  Throw your fried moonrat into the trash.  Staccato Breakdown Spinal fluid sauce. Assorted organ stew.  Sapien- burgers Final Chorus New taste sensation- taking galaxy by storm.  Extraterrestrial Fast Food Joint Now serving human flesh, always butchered fresh  The new exotic taste is you! 

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The HorrorShow EP started out as 5 songs that I had originally written and recorded back in 2015. I was in recording school and I needed material to practice recording and mixing music that I enjoyed, so naturally, I just made my own. I used riffs and ideas that I had written in years prior, so my inspiration for the sound comes from 4-5 years of listening to an array of different genres and bands. I tried to mash my favorite elements of Punk, Post Hardcore, Death and Prog Metal, with the dark lyrics and upbeat feel of Horror Punk.

I had no intention of ever releasing the songs, but at the end of 2020 while on a solo cross country motorcycle trip, I decided it was absurd not to release songs that I was so fond of. I re-recorded almost everything and made some appropriate updates- I’ve come quite a long way in my craft since I last touched these sessions. Aside from the campy and cheesy lyrics based on my favorite B Horror Movies, I guess the underlying theme for me is about finishing what you started solely because it’s something you love. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it.

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released October 22, 2021

Jordan Stoffel IG: @stoffelrecordingco - Engineer, Mixing, Mastering, Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Keys, Cellos, Accordions, Producer, Songwriter

Preston Schenkel- Drums

All Art Done By Tanner Wilson IG: @ironchrist

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Cool Chair Fort Wayne, Indiana

Cool Chair is a fresh take on Horror- Punk, pulling influence from Pop- Punk to Progressive and Death Metal. Catchy melodies, demonic growls, bludgeoning riffs, ethereal synths, and genre- bending interludes, Cool Chair’s dynamic style is far from dull. The classic, B- Horror Movie inspired lyrics are the gruesome and absurd nail in the coffin that molds the music into a feast of fun and terror. ... more

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